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I smoke (both), am relatively immature, enjoy tattoos (have some), believe in God, listen to 'obnoxious' music constantly, and won't know what you are talking about if you ask something along the lines of OMG did you see Miley Cyrus on MTV last night. My type is typiy the blonde hair blue eyed athletic guy.

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